WA WA WE WA.

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray